Lying in bed
staring at the ceiling
at one am
I often fantasize
about the
Soulless-Murderer-
Breaking-In-The-
House-And-Killing-
Us-All-For-No-Good-
Reason
drama
The Real (And Undiscussed) Problem Of Home Invasion
Robert Bruce | 23 April 2008 | 20 Comments →
The Singularity
Going in Tuesday at 10
to replace the cartilage
in the middle knuckle
of my left ring finger
Amazing
that hand was an
arthritic claw
only two weeks
ago
Robert Bruce | 14 April 2008 | 21 Comments →
John Mayer, John Lennon And A Good Old-Fashioned Fistfight At 7 am In The Morning
Standing in line
waiting for the coffee
the big guy in front of me
seemed to be having
a slight problem
Robert Bruce | 3 March 2008 | 32 Comments →
KGP Broadside No. 3 | Four Foolproof Ways To Create Unimaginable Wealth In This World
It’s been a while since the last broadside (and, there were no less than five humiliating bad poems written this week, none of which made the cut for today). So here’s Four Foolproof Ways To Create Unimaginable Wealth In This World for you to download, print, post, paste, pass around, et cetera…
Click here to download the PDF.
PS. This poem was originally published on Knife Gun Pen on 14 May 2007 (for those who want to take a look before downloading…)
And, as always, if this broadside did something to you or for you, consider becoming a patron…
Robert Bruce | 25 February 2008 | 11 Comments →
